July 30, 2009

Heat Wave Watermelon

Three posts in, and I already have a dirty little secret to air for all the internets to read. Ready? Here it is. I can count -- no. That is not it. Here it REALLY is:
I love living in Los Angeles. I really do. I am also a born and raised Pacific Northwesterner. I was born outside Seattle, Washington, and I plan to move to Portland, Oregon next summer when I leave L.A. But. I am deeply in love with both halves of the West Coast. This is high treason to a lot of folks at home, and I realize that. But I do not apologize. What I CAN do, however, is offer a recipe to gain back my favor with the NW. Right now, Washington and Oregon are having a record-breaking heat wave. It feels sort of terrible to be away from home during a record-breaking summer, you know? I don't WANT to be in 104 degree heat, because that's really hot and it would be hard for my brain to wrap around that much heat at home. In China, Phoenix, or the San Fernando Valley, yes. In Kirkland or Portland? No. But, it's where I grew up and I want to be able to say I was there that summer.
SO. While I am basking in "always 75 with no mountain snow," (name that tune!) I offer up a delicious, uber-refreshing sorbet for beating the heat.


WATERMELON! Trivia about watermelon: they are 92% water by weight.
I'm really into trivia.
For the recipe I decided on, I first offer BIG UPS to Laura, who is a burgeoning locavore and my bestest bestie. She is living proof L.A. is not the barren awful desert everyone thinks it is. The basil used in this recipe was grown and harvested in her beautiful home herb garden. Note: be best friends with people who grow food. That is all. Anyway, check out her site and be inspired to grow your own food. She's just a 20something grad student, and SHE can find time to do it. You can do it, too!

On to the recipe for Laura and Katie's Watermelon Basil Sorbet.
-9 cups watermelon (this was not even half of the watermelon we had, so you'll probably at LEAST double the recipe.)
-2 cups sugar
-2 cups water
-1 tbsp basil (I would recommend a little more than this. maybe 1.5)

--Make a syrup by putting the sugar and water together in a pan on the stove. Bring to a boil, set aside.
--Puree the watermelon and basil (for which I used my OTHER birthday present, my new food processor!) Here is a picture of how exciting that was to me.

Here's a silly picture that I don't know where else to put:


--Add the syrup to the watermelon puree. Like so.
It occurs to me that it looks like Hunter is adding his BEER to the puree, not the syrup. I would not recommend doing this, although Ben and Jerry's does have a beer ice cream. You think I'm kidding? You just wait. One week I will do nothing but alcoholic recipes, (oh yes, there are multiple.) and then we'll see who's laughing. Drunkenly. In the kitchen. While handling sharp food processor parts. Hm. Where were we?
--Add the puree/syrup mixer to the ice cream maker.
--Run for 35 minutes, or until the consistency you want is reached.
--EAT.
What's cooler than being cool?

Ice cold.

July 29, 2009

ice cream MONTH?!

In some sort of magical cosmic serendipity, it has been brought to my attention that July is actually NATIONAL ICE CREAM MONTH! Which means this blog is not only delicous but also hip to current events. Swish.
(PS, what the hell? Ronald Reagan gets something right?!)

Virgin Voyage: Vanilla!

HELLO. I am glad you found this blog. It is a blog about ice cream. Here are some trivia items about ice cream:
--the top 5 ice cream-producing countries in the world:
United States
New Zealand
Denmark
Australia
Belgium/Luxembourg
--the top 5 ice cream-producing states:
California (w00t!)
Indiana
Ohio
Illinois
Michigan
--The biggest ice cream sundae of all time was made in Anaheim, CA in 1985. It had over 7,000 pounds of toppings, was 12 feet high, and contained 4,667 gallons of ice cream.

So, we can see that southern California has a rich history full of ice cream. I live in Southern California. I feel it is my duty as a Californian and as a HUMAN BEING (one with a brand spankin' new ice cream maker, natch) to start a blog dedicated entirely to my ice-cream related exploits. But WAIT. This is an equal-opportunity blog. Ice cream is only ONE of the delicious froo froos made and displayed on this site. I will be experimenting with fro-yo and sorbet, as well. Any other ideas for cold noms that can be made with an ice cream maker are welcome and will be documented for the site. America is apparently post-racial, and as such I am post- frozen-dessert-prejudiced. It's the least I can do.
So let's dive in. Here is a picture of your humble webmistress (or webinatrix?) with the box that started it all. It is, perhaps obviously, from the same photo shoot that spawned the main picture on this page.
Last weekend I decided to take the ice cream maker on a test drive, with classic French Vanilla ice cream. Now, I am friends with all manner of inspiring hippie types that make their own ice cream with a hand-cranked barrel, or by rolling a barrel with ice and cream back and forth until the ice cream is made. This means that I am already starting this project feeling preeeetty lazy. BUT. I am energetic and cute. Forgiven? Great. Let's move forward. (N.B: did you know Clint Eastwood does not say "Action" when he is directing? He says "And....moving forward....")

The recipe for French Vanilla, as I made it, is as follows:
2 large eggs
3/4 cup sugar
2 cups heavy whipping cream or heavy cream
1 cup milk (I used 2%. Later this summer I will experiment with rice, soy and almond milks)
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
Ok, people, FOCUS. It's go time.
-mix ingredients. Begin by whisking eggs. Add sugar a little at a time, until fully integrated. At this stage, it looks pretty gnarly. Do not eat it.
-Add everything else.
-put into ice cream maker
-turn on ice cream maker
-have a 25-35 minute dance party while the maker is makin'.
-eat ice cream. continue dance party.

It turned out delicious, but soupy. This is because I did not let the freezer bowl fully freeze, AND I did not let the machine run for 35 minutes. I was antsy and wanted ice cream. Basically, if you follow the manufacturer's directions, it will work. Once I froze mine overnight, it was/is perfect.
Enjoy! We did.